I read the story this morning about the Dutch organization looking for volunteers to move to Mars. Hmm, volunteers? Maybe we could have a vote or something. Who would you like to see get a oneway ticket? I'm thinking this guy is first on my list... Surely, it's a more humane way of ridding this planet of his presence, than say, ejecting him out the airlock into the cold vacuum of space. Act now! For a limited time, a free pair wooden shoes and a tulip are included in the offer.