Part 24: Heaven or Hell? Location Matters
Neither location has much bearing on future book sales. In heaven, internet wifi is almost guaranteed. Depending on the which level of hell you may find yourself, things can become increasing difficult. According to Virgil (Dante’s Divine Comedy, updated 2012), wifi access is available in four of the nine circles of hell. Dial-up modems are still in use for the lower levels, and purgatory offers limited ethernet hook ups. For those posthumous authors trapped between dimensions, any qualified medium or Ouija board expert can get your messages to the living at surprisingly affordable rates.