The Pros and Cons of Publishing Posthumously
Part 15: Twelve Catchy Epitaphs:
(authors anonymous)
NY Times Best Seller List 1989-1990
I write, I die, I publish
Your scathing 1-star review means nothing to me now
Reading is Eternal, Please plug in the battery charger below this message
By reading this tombstone you are violating 72 international copyright laws
Available on Amazon or Barnes & Noble
Not my best work, now only 99 cents
In life a plumber, in death an author
RIP, My latest obsolete techno-thriller
Finally get to meet Oscar Wilde in person, sort of
A Best Seller in 7 out of the 9 Circles of Hell
Heaven can wait, not done editing
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